Aramid-weave Suit Jacket
Made strong enough to take a bull head on.
The aramid weave will take it no problem.
Your soft organs however.. we've got no comment on that.
At least it will look brand spanking new when the next person that buys it off the flea market.
Just hose it down first of all the guts and blood that has been resting in it, okay?
Good. That's settled then.