Bermuda Triangle Protective-mesh Muscle Tank
The bermuda triangle.
Iconic. And we're not talking about a Brazilian Triangle here.
We're talking about the wierd shape on your chest.
No, not the birthmark, Karen!
THE TANK TOP!! FOR GOD SAKES. ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL?
Errr... So...ehh.. Yeah. This is our Bermuda Triangle Tank Top.
Buy it today. For the kittens. Or some other buzzword bullshit. I mean.
Because you're worth it.