Bitch V.13 Composite Enhanced Vest

When the only thing between you and a sadomachonist is this vest, you'll thank us. 
Until then, we can only suggest that you get a couple. 
You know, just in case you'll ever need to  not die.
We're sure that won't be to hard to comprehend even for you gonks. 
Or maybe it is, fuck if we know. You're all imbeciles.
I mean, welcome back as a customer, fuck face.