Caution Extra-Plastic Cargo Pants

Caution. Caution. I've got big boy pants on today. 
 
High-visibility pants just so it's easy to see you during low-light conditions so our drone operators who took over for Joe during that one gig can see us and not crush us with that big fucking container...
 
Made with so much plastic your legs will sweat profusely if you're in the sun for more than 5 minutes. Recommended for use in the shade and at night. Models shown during the day are way tougher than you are, trust us.