Classic Anti-puncture Shirt

We might be cheap as shit, and we might smell like shit. But we're anti-puncture for the price of your grandmas ashes. RIP. No fancy ass fabric. Just good old durable synth with one out of a thousand weaves aramid to kinda ish give it a anti-puncture.. if you aim horizontally from about five miles away with a spoon. It might defelct. But it might not. I guess you'll just have to find out the old fashioned way.