Classic Athletic Nanoweave Shorts

Nanoweave with nano temperature controllers to really keep that weave opening and closing depending on your junk temp. Yup. We've got a dick temperature measure to open and close the weave in your shorts. 
Sounds weird right? 
But now you can run summer and winter with the same amazing dick temp.
Who in their right mind don't want that?
No more clammy dick. Dick dick dick. Yeah. Dick.