Classic Evening Pumps with Polycarbonate Support

The powerhouse behind such items as "The last sneakers you'll ever need" and "These shoes look hella tight!" we give you the latest creation from famous fashion house designer L'art Imite la Merde! 

One evening his dog ate half of his prototype shoes. It was magical. Like straight out of a Bisney movie! It was a stroke of genius. So I cut off half the shoe, and DOUBLED! the price! HAH! I'm a fashion G O D. Anyway. So your toes might hurt and your exposed foot will certainly freeze to hell but you'll look S T Y L I S H while doing so!