Composite Military Bandana

Yo homie!
Slap on some hexagons on this cheap leftover stock of composite military material yeah? 
Bitches gonna eat that shit up and buy it out real fast. Cost us tops, what, fifty cent to make em? 
Yeah man. Let's just sell it fucking expensive bro. Like, shit, 
They'll buy it anyway. Fucking dunces. 
To bad the printer is acting up or we'd put on some stupid fucking slogan in red and double the price again.  insignificant is what it should say.
Red with big white letters.
"IM INSIGNIFICANT. PRAISE MY MONEY NOT MY BRAINS"