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Cyan Plastic Shinos

Cyan Plastic Shinos


Remember the last time you went on a killing spree without easily washable pants? Well shiiiit. This might just be the purchase of the century for you. Brain matter won't stain your pants anymore.

Great success! 

You're going to have to work really fucking hard to stain these. Like, the nano coating that sits between the outer and inner layer is so stain resistant that the first sample from R&D killed 75 researchers when they dropped a trace amount of cyanide on them. It was insane. The drops hit and splattered so violently it killed them all, INSTANTLY.


Yeah, that's how they works. Yup. No accidents here. All the pants work as intended. YUP YUP YU- *disconnected from server*

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