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Dandy Classico Shirt with Fibrotube Weave

Dandy Classico Shirt with Fibrotube Weave


The Dandy Classico shirt with... 

Hello. My name is Julia and I'll be your virtual AI tourguide of the production line today. On your left you have the emergency exit. It's barred shut with welding. On your right is the secondary exit. This is also welded shut. On your rear was the door you came in through. That has also been welded shut while I was distracting you with my tour guide intro.

Ha. Ha. Ha. 

Go forward and enter the bloodsport arena. 
You will fight 10 skinny teenage boys in slim fit pants two sizes to small to the death with only.......


A spoon. Good luck. 


Color: Pink
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