Dated Long Vest

A dated, yet somehow, not long vest.
Does that make any sense? No.
Is that the story we're going with? No.
Wait what?
 
JUDY IS THIS A JOKE?
IS THIS REALLY THE 400TH STORE ITEM AND WE DONT HAVE A SUPER FANCY DESCRIPTION?
WHAT THE HELL YO? 
ISNT THAT LIKE A LANDMARK FOR THE PAGE OR SOMETHING?
NO? OKAY. ONWARD!