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Duolayer Military Camo Shorts

Duolayer Military Camo Shorts


Shorts. We all need them.


But boy do we ever look stupid with those corpse-white legs. Upper body supermodel tan. Lower body bright enough to cause a chain collision on the interstate. Ah. The joys.


At least when you buy our shorts, you'll blend in with the bushes when you're hiding from MaxTac after you've caused a sufficient number of mass casuality events. Good on you!

Color: Camo
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