Durable Hardened Syn-Cotton T-Shirt
You're a hard working, red-blooded New'murican.
Grinding your bones to the dirt to make your life go around.
These fucking gangs on your corners making your existance unsafe. It's only a matter of time before something snaps.
Today is that day. You've had it. These gonks shooting up some local convienient store for whatever reason. It don't matter. The only thing that matters to you now is that it stops. You drive up on the curb at a safe distance. Throw it in D and hit your foot on the brake to rev it up. Then you let those fat pickup wheels spin off towards the crowd hunkered behind cars as the Roof Koreans keep the 6th street members at bay.
The rest is history as they say. The CCTV footage and onboard anti collision recordings show the fatal outcome. The day a nobody became a legend in the hood.