FELINE FURY FLAME-RESISTANT COCKTAIL JACKET

When you have to keep that bachelor playboy style up, the Feline cocktail jacket is the premiere choice. Will go great with your stuffed extinct exotic animals you have on the walls...and on the floor.. probably on the bed as well. 

I guess money can't buy style, but you can sure wow some gold digging honeys over at the local high end watering hole. If you know what I mean. Special handkercheif with built in synth coke dispenser. You know. For that mid night orgy pick me up.