Feline Fury Flame-Resistant Cocktail Jacket

What do you mean there's a big fucking sale in Pacifica? 
We're fifty miles away! Who gives a shit! 
Why would you even mention that, you know we don't have the dough to shop there anyway.. 
Don't dream that big. We don't need that distraction in our lives.
Hey look at that fuck over there. That jacket looks fly as fuck. 
Let's fucking take it. Yeah, fuck him. HEY CHOOM, DO YOU KNOW THE TIME?