Golden Age Trilayer Composite Motorcycle Jacket

Do you want to be dripping in pussy like DJ Big Chungus? 
Then you better get your moms credit card out stat and transfer some eddies our way! You know you need this baby. 
Made with only the purest gold* you'll be sure to light the town on fire when you drive up in your rattle canned MaiMai to the club. 
 
VIP Service only you for. Popping bottles and emptying your weekly allowance at the entry fee before you even get to the bottle popping part. Shit. How the fuck am I going to pay rent? Fuck it. DJ Big Chungus wouldn't think like a LOSER like that.
GO BIG OR GO BROKE! 

*imitation gold from the cheapest corners of the globe