Heavy-Duty Flamingo Aramidweave Riding Pants

Fry cooking can be a bitch.
That hot steam and all that fucking oil. plop plop plop!
ALL OVER YOUR PANTS!
Well, with our neweste HEAVY-DUTY!
That oil can FUCK ITSELF RIGHT OFF!
 
...What do you mean that has nothing to do with why these pants were made?
No you shut up Bob! I said it like I said it damnit! ITS FUCKING STUPID!
Who the fuck looks at descriptions in clothing articles ANYWAY BOB!
They just want to see the fucking pictures! NO FUCK YOU!
NO, DOUBLE FUCK YOU!
TRIPLE FUUUCK YOUOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*BANG*
Oh fuc-
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