Kotetsu No Ryu Coat

Want to know the secret to a long and happy life? 
Don't get born in Night City. Or in the US. Or Europe. Probably like.. Iceland. But then it's like really fucking cold. So maybe like Crystal Palace. Yeaaah.. that sounds about right. If not, you know.. you're kinda shit out of luck. Next best bet? Buy this coat. It'll keep you warm and stylish. About as close to happiness you can get in this filth.