Light Synfiber Evening Jacket

Have you heard of the great Shbh Waradi? 
It's a folk tale worth hearing if you're in to that kind of thing.
Trust me when I say this. 
The tales all agree you need one of these in your closet for special occations. 
Your man, or woman, we don't judge, will love you strutting around in this. 
Hell, they'll probably even let you boss them around. 
This thing oozes authority. And you need that to keep those old men in their places.