Noble White Albino Alligator Evening Jacket
Noble. White. Albino.
Also known as we found some cloned albino alligators (yeah, those are expensive, and extinct...)
So we slayed a few to make this bitching evening jacket for you.
Because there's no replacement for style, and we know you wanted the best.
Fork over the fucking eddies and get yourself one today.
No neighbor will be able to upscale you this time. We almost guarantee it.