Old Camo Straps

Camo! Old Camo! The type they had in Bootcamp! You heard me BOOT! Get down and give me 69 Pushups with your HARDON FOR FREEDOM! DID YOU HEAR ME STUTTER, BOOT?! HOORAH MOTHER FUCKER! 

Wheter you're moving a long behind enemy lines or trying to steal some of that valor, you better bring one of these camo straps.
 
It's totally fucking useless. It hardly covers anything. And you can't really strap anything but a huge flag on the back. Who the fuck would buy this? BEATS ME!