Old Construction Hardhat
Hardhats. The bosses love them. You hate them. The circle of life.
At the very least our solution with built in music streaming works pretty well. Tune in to your favorite radio stations while the boss is screaming for the fifth time today because his schedule is so far up his ass.
Made from sturdy and proven technology with all the correct ratings to get you situated in the workplace. With modular camera so your fatality can be filmed and given a little HR update in time for the next gonk on the line to take over the extremely dangerous work you do. At minimum wage. U S A, U S A, U S A!