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Old Military Shorts

Old Military Shorts


So you wanted to be a model.

But you're not a model.

So you had to take the lowest offered jobs you could find to get your mug out there on the grand stage. 

You thought about the glitz. The girls. All the glam. The booze. The drugs. *That* life. And yet.

Here you are. Standing still. For hours.

With a bald asian man taking photos of your crotch. 

What a life.

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