Plastic Gas Mask with Filter

So your sick of huffing in toxic fumes all day at the job that pays way below minium wage? Well, we've got the product for you! 
The all new "Embers of where my lungs used to be" product line will keep you able to work harder and longer for your Corpo Overlords! 

Get it cheap today! New filters approved for use in the oil fields and land dumps only 99.99. Change once a week.