Punk Composite-Metal Racers

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Yo, bro, have you heard about the new punk jeans that crazy bitch over in megablock H3 wears?
They look so fucking comfertable yet.. somehow punk? 
Even has padded knees when she does ass kicking in the ring kneeing balls and faces alike. 
Man.. where the fuck do we order a pair? I don't want to ask her..
Or else I'd look like a gonk man. Fuck. But I need a pair.. 
Yo homie, grab the blasters, we're going "shopping". 
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