Purple Panther Shirt
Black Panther don't got shit on you choom.
Made from the finest of purple syncotton, this stylish and elegant shirt is hotter than a nuclear holocaust. Damn, that took a turn for the macabre real quick. We're trying to sell a fashion shirt not a law suit Julien! Damnit!
Anyhooo. It's great. Yeah, that about wraps it up. Buy one. Or don't. See if we care. We don't pay taxes anyway. Hello free states and tax evasion loopholes. Woop wooop.