Purple Shock Anti-Mech Cargo Pants
It's kind of awkward when you're called in as a witness to a murder scene from the one CCTV you forgot to wipe a block away and you're the one that commited it.
"Oh look here boss, these fuckers got splattered all over the place! Preem work- I mean-Fucking, Savages! No I was just going over for a brew. I didnt really walk this direction at all, swear on 'ma mum boss! I'd never lie to you!"