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Reinforced Federalist Straightcuts

Reinforced Federalist Straightcuts

€95.00Price

Hello there fellow Federalist! 
We've got just the durable and rugged 'murican made* pants for you! Reinforced to fit your 'murican big asses and a specially made GutExtender5000 to make sure that Turkey dinner will *never* stop you from getting these pants on! 
Aww yeah son!

 

The best of the best Straightcuts. Get them while they last. 

Only available in 4XL and up unless ordered from the factory. At that point it will take about 4 months to ship.

 

*Each piece of clothing is coughed on by an employee before selling which TECHNICALLY makes them made in America. Technically. Theoretically everything prior to that is done in Bangladesh.

 

Color: Blue
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