Reinforced Rouge Absurde Exo-Jacks with Defensive Nanotubing

So you wanted Exo Jacks. 
We can't blame you honestly.
Look menacing as fuck when someone struts up with them. 
Whoever has a pair means business. You can tell straight away. 
Theres no glam, it's just pure and raw functionality to a T.
Drag a knee on your bike going 120 mph in a bend?
It will take it, no problem. 
Surf behind a car going down the highway at 120 mph because the gonk kicked you out of the car? No problem.
Shove your foot through the bottom of a boat because fuck those bitches. NO PROBLEM!