Reinforced Uniware Platform Boots

So your man's got a small choomba stick.
Fear not. We've got you covered. 
With these boots you'll add at least a couple bad ass points into your relation ship.
To weigh up for his failings.  

With a mix of punk and high fashion, these boots will keep you at his height while still being light enough to blast someone in the jewels without feeling any ankle strain! 
It's really the best of all worlds.