Repaired Zolotoy Pukh Snow Boots
Have you ever wondered what it would feel like walking on gold?
Well, we can certainly tell you right here and now it's not so freaking awesome. It hurt's like a bitch after a while. Oh.. right, you were talking about the shoes...
The Zolotoy Pukh Snow Boots is what happens when ex-medic and special forces combat vet gets a book deal after shooting some famous bearded guy,
All we know is his new company is called:
"Alternate Solutions Service for Hot Orderly Lesbians and Edgelords "
Why are we mentioning this on a page for snow boots?
We don't know either. But I'm sure it'll make sense eventually.