Rubber-Lined Cargo Pants

Only a gonk would look past the utility these cargo pants can give to your life. I mean, do you really want to live a life that isnt full of a million small pockets to lose things in on a daily? 
We dont! It's the best thing about them!
Go a year, open up a pocket and VOILA! Spare cash! 
A battery you forgot that is now a acid clump and probably given your leg cancer.. uhhhh..yeah maybe not that part.