Soviet Moscow Dream Anti-shrapnel Bomber

Comrade. You're dripping in gold. 
Though, you're not really a soviet agent. 
Or are you? Maybe. Maybe not. 
You are high up in the Valentinos however.
Almost at the very top. And you'll need a bomber to keep you safe. So get the best. Unless, ofcourse, you're a fuckboy. 
In that case, don't get one.