Stripe'N'Black Reinforced Nanoweave Shinos

We took it back. To the time of LSD and Cocaine....
Well, not yesterday but you know. When it first came out. 
We love psychedelic colors and shapes, so we made this one of a kind Stripe'N'Black nanoweave pants!
Only from the softest materials known to man.
Possibly even our overlords from Alpha Centauri! 
 
Anyhoooow. Buy yourself a pair today if you like feeling like your wearing a kittens fur.. Ew. That sounded grotesque. But it's trueeeeeee.