Stylish Atomic Blast Composite Bustier
The only bustier that will kick off your geiger counter.
No worries though, it's only 3.6 roentgen*.
But it will give you the glow you've been looking for without doing anything.
Don't even need to be fit, this bad boy will slim you down in under a week!
The best buy you will ever do**
*Chernobyl special edition salvage.
**You'll be dead by the end of the week and far to sick to buy anything else. WINNING!