Trilayer Hotpants with Micromesh
You need some hotpants to cover yourself up when out and about in civilized society. Because of course you do! Damn nudists.
Anyhoo! Cheap and made in China. At least we admit it unlike all those fakers. FACTS.
So, buy these cheap but still comfortable micromesh hotpants with THREE layers of ultra thin material that definitely won't last a lifetime... or probably even a single tour in the washing machine. But that's why they're cheap, ONE-TIME USE hotpants gang coming through!