Ultralight Tested on Animals Polyamide Tank Top

So you tell all the honnies you fuck like an animal. 
You just forgot to tell them which one. Oh man.
That was embarassing. A real walk of shame. 
10 second pump and you passed the fuck out. 
Big oof my choom. Thankfully we've got the product for you! 

Now, with every purchase of an Animal Tank Top you'll get a free one month subscription to the one time master shard subscription service. 
Pop this little baby into your neural socket and you'll overlay AR of a old wrinkly bitch over your fiiiiiiiine ass honey. You'll last for HOURS! 
Unless your one of those GILF lovers. in that case...you're shit out of luck.