Venom Dye Duolayer Riding Pants
€220.00Price
Are you a snake?
You know. A deadly one.
No? Well fuck, who are we marketing this for then?
Oh right, the "venom dye" means the colorfull spirals on the legs!
I get it now choom! Alright alright.
Are you a snake?
We've got the deadliest venom on the block.
Kick someone with these and the neurotoxins in the stripes on the legs will fuck someones day up.
The latest in personal defense solutions that is just a tad in the grey zone.
Who needs bear spray when you can make people shit and piss themselves while doing the OD boogey on the ground?
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