Wraiths Coat With Improvised Bulletproof Lining

I hate the and. It's so coarse. So gritty. So....chafy. 
You know, when you fight with your girlfriend over who has the smallest nose.. sometimes it get's a bit out of hand. 
Especially when the heat is going and you've both have a bitching hangover. I'm not saying I shot first.. but I shot first.