Army Star Anti-Chafing Cargo Pants

Remember bootcamp and those terrible tours when your balls would stick to your legs and chafe the everliving shit out of your legs?
 
We don't, but we've heard people talk about such things... So here's our answer to the problem we've heard exists. Lined with super-fancy micromesh that will help your good parts stay un-chafed.
 
Oh, did we mention it's got bitchin' digital-ish camo? Hell yeah, son!