Bermuda Triangle Protective-mesh Muscle Tank

Do you know where your fashion sense went? 
Bermuda Triangle.
Do you know where your abs disappeared to?
Bermuda Triangle. 
Do you know why your eddies are gone?
BERMUDA TRIANGLE. 
CAN YOU SEE THE HINT HERE?
YOU NEED TO BUY ONE RIGHT AWAY BEFORE ITS TO LAT-
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