Bipolar Rainbow Hybrid-Weave Crop Sweater

*SUSAN! What genius in Marketing named our new product line after a MENTAL DISORDER? Don't they know they'll cancel the fuck out of us if this gets released?!
 
...what do you mean we tested it on some unsuspecting Bredditors that gave positive feedback? THOSE ARE NOT OUR CUSTOMERS, SUSAN.
THE ANGRY KARENS WILL EAT US ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!*