Canine Power Anti-tear Pants

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What, you don't have our newest dog woof to human speech translator?
NEEERD!
Anyway. Get our Canine power Anti-tear pants today.
Or I'll tear you in half. Butt to head. Unless..ofcourse you wear these bad boys.
Aint no one tearing these. Not even Sasquash!