Classic Chem-Hardened Button-Up
Now at extreme discount prices for this new year only!
Customizeable with initials on choker and cuffs.
The classic look you want, but without all the issues.
You won't ever need a iron when you get these.
Considering you never wash your own clothes and have them steamed by the Thai lady at the laundromat... that probably don't matter all that much. Now does it. BUT IT'S THERE AS A FEATURE DAMNIT