Classy Brass Flame-resistant Laminated Vest

Do you like music? 
Do you consider yourself one of those weirdos that like *all* genres of music? 
Well neither do we. But someone out there sure will. 
And for those special kind of snowflake, this is the perfect vest to boot. 
Polish Free Jazz? Fit right in. Heavy metal? Sure why not. Country? Well no one survived listening to that so maybe skip that.