Designer Jacket with Anti-Ballistic Padding

Oh look at you, a proper RUDE boy huh?
Hey now, don't swing that bat like you're in control here. 
To much juice rots the brain, you know? 
So predictable, oh.. I was hoping for a real challenge. 
Your bounty will go a long way towards filling the sorrow from this dissapointment. 
They said you were the next big thing.. 
Ah... I'm done playing with you rude boy. 
It's time to go to sleep. 
Goodnight. *SMACK*