Discolored Plasticized Vest

Let me get this straight... you guys were, and I quote from our dispatch... "Following a bogie actual, in hot pursuit, riding the wheels off this mother fucker!"... 
 
And here..we... are. You boys certainly know how to talk big shit but no one taught you how to drive as good as you talked shit on comms, huh? Let the suspect get away AND drag me out of bed at 3 AM to fix your gonk ass vehicle. Merde.. You're lucky they pay us so well or else you'd stand out here with your dicks in your hands, circle jerking to your big egos and they call you  big bad war heros.. WHAT A JOKE!
 
Anyway, get the fuck out of my way and let me work so I can get back to bed already. Bunch of fucking AMATEURS! 
 
Dispatch, Doomhammer on location. Asset succesfully escaped. Vehicle AI overwritten. Cleaning evidence now. ETA 30 mikes to extract.