Elegant Nanoweave Yukata

Cultural Appropriation! How dare you! You get the point.
Then you smile and cut them down with your true bushido code and a razor sharp Arasaka Katana. Fuck them hypocritical bitches. 

With our elegant nanoweaved Yukata you too will unlock your warrior soul. Don't let anyone tell you anything else. Only you can show yourself and others honor in the ways of life.