Gatto Nero Evening Jacket With Tungsten-steel Microplates

Have you seen a white cat? Oh wait- it's a black cat.. or is it?
 
See, coming down the avenues or into the finest board meetings, everyones eyes are going to be on your suit jacket. Vantablack got nothing on a suit of this caliber when you get into the night. You'll be like a ghost. So when you pull it up over your head after some NCPD special agents bust down your corpo door for embezzeling money from minimal wage workers.. at least no one will see your face as you are being escorted out the building. So that's something positive..right?