Green Graffiti Armor-Coated Athletic Shoes

So your a sneaker head and you heard of the limited edition Graffitis. 
The best resale value of all 2076 sneakers, now with the new and proven design with a little tweak.
 
The armored inner weave can stop those pesky gonks from making you dance like a silly boy when they start firing at your feet. It's not a movie damnit. I won't stand it. So while they potshot at your feet you drag that big fuck off revolver out of your purse and give them a goodbye present from Mr. 357. Dodge this.